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Mhm, Wei Wuxian. Taller than me, wears black and keeps his hair back with a long red tie.

[Can't miss him. He's handsome and very fun, also always seems to draw attention some how.]

Bounce around...? I guess I never really noticed.

[Huaisang actually has to ponder this. Like, sure, yeah, his junk definitely does it's thing, but perhaps growing up never realizing that is a "problem" or being bothered by it... underwear is crazy.

His eyes flicker down to Klaus whole situation again, lowering his fan a little.]

It is a lot! They don't leave much to the imagination do they? So that's all you wear for under clothes? I look fully dressed compared to you.

[Yet he feels just as naked.]

If not for my books back home, I'd have fainted at the sight of you, Klaus.

[Yes, reading porn back in ancient China saved him from having the vapors and knocking himself out on the table.]

[channellings]

[ah, yes, he remembers him now; tall, dark, ridiculously attractive in a fun, mischievous kinda way. klaus can dig it, to be honest.] Sure, I remember him. [been a while though, except for the passings-by every so often. unsurprising that someone so striking draws tons of attention, though.]

Nah, but that's likely because you're so used to it, it's not something that'd occur to you right off the bat. [he shrugs faintly.] I dunno, man, something about them just feels right.

[like how huaisang's long underwear feel right to him. klaus's attention follows the other man's, eyebrows lifting interestedly, a slight smile curving his mouth at the edges.] You sure do! Most styles like this usually don't leave much, but there are others far worse— at least these cover my whole ass.

[huaisang, please, don't stroke this idiot's ego too much.] What, you keep filthy books back home? [dirty. he hums thoughtfully, considering.] Guess I am pretty good-looking, huh? You aren't bad yourself, dollface.

Speaking of, uh, are you alright with me seeing everything to help with your pants?